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By the Numbers: Mark Henry vs. Bobby Lashley. 12 Amazing But True: Tito Santana’s fantastic perm job; May We Speak to Paul London, Please?: Meet Paul London, a happy camper; The Call: Victoria recalls her life-changing WWE moment. 13 Oh No You Ditn’t!: Be revolted by Bastion Booger; From the Vault: Travel back to the nifty ’50s; My Three Favorite Matches: With Johnny Nitro. 14 Rey’s Hollywood Connection: Mysterio’s Tinseltown hookups. 15 Would You Buy This?: The Hillbilly Jim workout; Did You Buy This?: Creepy Hulk Hogan baby bibs; “My Other Dream Job Is…”: William Regal’s dreams of television stardom. 18 3rd Grade Doodle Art: Meet children who can draw better than you. 19 Mr. McMahon’s Secret Stash: Bearer’s caged fury; Meet the Rejects: Really, really bad cover ideas. 20 Sexy Superfan of the Month: Now available on drool-proof paper. 22 10 Count: The stuff we just couldn’t live without. 24 You Got the Mic: Letters! GRAPPLERS 26 Super Crazy: goes nuts over moonsaults and Mexico. 28 Marcus Cor Von: pounces on questions about ECW. 30 Deuce & Domino: are our jerks of the month. Oh! 31 Your Lunch Money, Please: A much younger, and thinner, Bobby Lashley; 60 Seconds With… Brooke. That’s one hot minute. BIG NIGHT 34 Feast and Furious: Build your ultimate WWE viewing party! 38 Superstar Gaming Contest: See who’s crowned gaming champ. KNOWLEDGE 40 Cash For Questions: Maria strips down and answers your…uh…what were we talking about? 42 Divas Uncensored: Maryse, Victoria and Kristal also strip down and…uh…seriously, what were we talking about? 46 The Ultimate Monday Night War Quiz: How much do you know about the most important battle in history (well, aside from U.S. vs. England)? 48 Under Maria’s Hood: Fuel your testosterone with the new HUMMER H3 Alpha and Jeep Liberty. Plus, Maria shares some maintenance tips. 50 How to do Everything: Our amazing back to school special, with your teacher–Matt Striker. FEATURES 52 Game for the Job?: Before we let Triple H run roughshod over an entire issue of the magazine, he had to pass our special edit test first. 58 WWE Guinness World Records: This year, seven amazing feats of the squared circle made their way into the world’s most famous record book. And we’re not talking about the Bible. 60 25 Moments That Changed WWE History: If it weren’t for these influential people and momentous events you wouldn’t be reading this magazine right now. BODY SHOP 70 Need a Spot?: Randy Orton gives your guns an upgrade. 72 How to Beat…A Hangover: Make sure your liver doesn’t quiver. REVIEWS 74 Games: Blow your mind with BloShock; Medal of Honor: Airborne; Stuntman: Ignition; Warhawk; and Vampire Rain. 77 Music: Reviews of Puddle of Mudd, Sound the Alarm, Drowning Pool and 50 Cent. Also, Sound the Alarm’s frontman talks the talk about WWE. 78 DVDs: Heroes: Season 1; Hot Fuzz; We Are Marshall and other hot rentals. 79 Movies: Resident Evil: Extinction; Mr. Woodcock; Balls of Fury and Halloween. 80 Gear: Ogle at the Sony HDR-SR5C camcorder, Archos 605 personal media player and other gizmos, nerdlings. INSIDER 82 Between the Ropes: Boogeyman’s extreme makeover; Ashley is suspended. 85 The Sac: Dirty little secrets. 87 PPV Results: Vengeance; Tale of the Tape: Stats galore. 88 All Access: Jeff Hardy rocks out; Arena Scout: Jacksonville welcomes One Night Stand. 89 Fantasy Warfare: It’s old Hollywood meets young Turk, as Gorgeous George faces Johnny Nitro. 90 Calendar: Find out when WWE is coming to your town; Remembering: “Sensational” Sherri. 91 PPV Preview–SummerSlam: Your crash course in the summer’s hottest pay-per-view begins here. 94 Guess the Match: What scorching bout is this? Enter for a chance to win Super Crazy’s hard hat? 96 You Had to Be There: Daivari’s European escapades.
